Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Tough Bitch with a New Iron

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Pissed off

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Tough Bitch with a New Iron

Lookin’ to press your wrinkles
Straight outta your head
Drip Dry that musty heart
To prevent undue shrinkage

Steam heat pre-
Heated hissing holy
Epitaphs round the buttons
Ne’er searing the hole

Creases don’t come cheap even
If I do mean tough Bitch with a new Iron
And a few thoughts of my own.

Iron Man melt my wax
Reserve warm setting
Fearing not the burn
Searing smoothed
Starched with Soul

This tough new bitch
believes Permanent press
is such a messy hoax. I make my own smooth.


Kelly King
7/20/07

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Terrifying and brilliant! I cup my genitals with an iron grip, lookin' over my trembling shoulder all the way home. And then I lock my door and pull the shades. Good job.