Sunday, July 1, 2007

Joe Biden

ode to an almost-good candidate


Joe Biden, Joe Biden
I've nothing for you but hugs
Joe Biden, Joe, why then,
those terrible hairplugs?

Joe Biden, Joe Biden
you know I love you, right?
Joe Biden, Joe, why then,
such unfortunate soundbytes?

Joe Biden, Joe Biden
as a senator you're great!
Joe Biden, Joe, why then,
so awful in a debate?

Joe Biden, Joe Biden
you wacky Delaware resident!
Joe Biden, Joe Biden,
you do know you'll never president?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. go Joe Biden!
I won't be posting for a while. I have editing of my novel to do. At least a week or two.

ps: I hadn't realized I'd written a novellette

Psyche said...

funny.