Beep

quoth the raven: "beep"


beep
what's that? nevermind
beep
I heard it again, did you?
beep
see? hear? that? listen
beep
okay, THAT I heard!
beep
where's it coming from?
beep
is it the oven timer?
beep
nope, not the oven timer
beep
the microwave maybe?
beep
nope, not the microwave
beep
THIS IS DRIVING ME NUTS!
beep
like Pulp Fiction edited for TV!
beep
okay, let's all stand in corners
beep
and point to where it's coming from
beep
it's called triangulation!
beep
okay, NOW
beep
okay, it's gotta be that corner
beep
but we unplugged everything there!
beep
this has been going on for an hour!
beep
hey, what's that behind the toaster?
beep
okay, who's cell phone is this?

fin