Happy Birthday, Megan From The Future

a sign intentionally misread because it's more interesting this way.


Happy birthday, Megan from the future!
how old are you now, 25, 78, 654?
it's so hard to keep track.
is it really your birthday, Megan from the future,
or did you just travel back for extra gifts?
what's it like in your time, Megan from the future?
do you still celebrate birthdays then?
oh Megan from the future,
how deftly you avoid temporal paradoxes.
how lucky you are, Megan from the future,
to have come back to this more innocent of times.
say, Megan from the future,
have you met Glen from the past?
I think you two will really hit it off.
and then who knows?
maybe you'll have children from the present.