Coffee Keeps Me Regular

double-entendre kept to a minimum here.


when the morning comes
and I crawl out of bed
with my bleary eyes
set in a zombie head
coffee keeps me regular

when I lack in energy
and I'm short on zip
with my forced shuffle
at a snail like clip
coffee keeps me regular

when my mind molasseses
and the motive is uneaten
with a slow-lane wit
that knows not where to begin
coffee keeps me regular

when I'm racing with thoughts
and they aren't on one track
with chaos and confusion
and I need to step back
coffee keeps me regular

when I lighten my load
and my step does spring
with urgency and purpose
and I need to do my thing
it's cause coffee kept me regular