Sweet Misanthropy

Well, what can I say? The Oregon Beerfest was nice tonight.


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Sweet Misanthropy
I’ll spray my seed over any fertile field of flesh and green.
I’ll tear the hearts out of toddlers and transform them to dollar bills.
I’ll torch every business in town and be the Johnny Appleseed of freedom.
I’ll floss with your best ideas and spit out better ones with blood.
I’ll dim the universe in your eye to increase the sparkle in mine.
I’ll divine better testaments than your god while sitting on the toilet.
Why don’t you all shut the fuck up while I flush myself down.