View From a Front Porch at 11:30 PM, Friday.

true tale from my stupid neighborhood.


drunk teenager walking with his friends.
in the middle of the street.
seemed better than the sidewalk to them.
car comes up behind and honks
"fuck you, whatchoo gonna do about it ponk?!"
dumbass pounds fists on the cars hood.
have thought about it before he drove his car in the street, he should.

driver backs up some to keep him at bay.
the intersection is no place for them to play.
stupid fuck flanks him, driver'll pay before he'll pass!
pay for what you fucking ass?

car breaks free and speeds away.
enough of this ridiculous shit today.
stupid fucker chases the car.
stupid fucker didn't get far.
stupid fucker hangs around.
cop drives up and flags him down.

faux innocent fuck draws a halo,
around his head hoping to be let go.
talks his way out of it without too much of a fight.
only gets a warning cause he's white.

que sara sara, goodnight.