Global Jihad Against Pancakes

premiered at Tony's last night.


slap the flapjacks
burn the hotcakes
batter the batter
if that's what it takes

we'll fight them on the griddles
we'll fight them on the plates
we'll stab them in their blueberry hearts
if any of them retaliates

in dinning rooms and dinning halls
they won't know when we'll strike
anticipating our attack they'll baste in buttermilk sweat
and then one breakfast
or lunch
or dinner
the sink will run amber with their syrup

nothing will be left but dirty dishes
nothing will be left but fluffy carrion
it's a global jihad against pancakes
we may waffle, but out will is iron!