Goddess of Bullshit

Surely I'll edit this. Either way, I stink therefore I am . . .


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Goddess of Bullshit
I weep my bullshit tears at your bullshit feet
offer bullshit prayers at your bullshit altar
I love you in my bullshit way and you love me--
my ex-wife said I was full of bullshit
which means I was full of you so of course
I couldn’t be faithful and since she left
we’ve had each other to our bullshit selves.
Consubstantial with you baby we both stink
to that bullshit high heaven that exists in
this bullshit universe where bullshit pays
much more than bullshit’s opposite which --
if history’s any bullshit judge--has never existed
Surely you’ll shit on the earth for centuries more,
but for me it’s not dust to dust,
but bullshit to bullshit.