Changes

This new job is giving me fucked up dreams.


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Changes
Dreamt last night I was afflicted with Giganticism.
It came as such a surprise, I shouldn’t be getting taller at 40.
The biggest worry was how to afford the new clothes,
And how often would I have to buy them, shit!
The dark subtext was that I would surely die soon
But that didn’t bother me as much as the needed shopping
So in the dream I calculated a new budget
And to my terror it became clear that I’d have to give up
Smokes, beer, coffee and food except for Ramen noodles
Else walk around in clownish underwear and tube socks
Everything got bigger, cock and brain included.
With latter engorged I divined how to reverse the malady
So I changed to normal size, but I kept the cock as it was.